Step one-Put the calf in with the cow
step two-watch to see if cow will except the calf on her own(sometimes this happens most of the time you have to talk the cow into taking the calf)
step three- talk the cow into taking the calf "come on you old hussy you need to take this stinkin calf or you are going to be hamburger"
Step four- if talking doesn't work then you run the cow into a chute
Step five- once in the chute you have a handsome, strong, yummyscrumdidlumpsious gentle man's man coax the calf into grabbing ahold of that teet and going to town! Nothing like watching your husband play with another heifers teets. Except she was not a happy heifer she was a mean heifer. And she was not a heifer, technically neither am I since I have two children but I am Ok with that.
Once the calf sucks the cow for a few days she than begins to smell like the cows milk and the cow and calf live happily ever after.
The one and only happy heifer